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justablueumbrella:

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

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w1tchcult:

haha I’m so fucking lonely

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imperiurn:

Literally Australia in a gif.

imperiurn:

Literally Australia in a gif.

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scurrilizzie:

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

dennys’ tumblr is an inspiration to us all

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the-yiffmeister:

I don’t know what sparked me to draw this 

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fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

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kernalmustache:

urrectum:

I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

How is that a curse? Does your wrist get itchy? That’d be awesome to have a magic leaf on your arm.

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the-bucky-barnes:

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Almost July 4th, time for all of the ridiculous Freedom posts to begin…

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Ah yes, 11:59pm…only one more minut-

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…what the fuck?

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wHAT DA FUCK??

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HOLY SHI-

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I…wha…well maybe I can work with this. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism? God bless-

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AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!

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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

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  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit
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sammywinchesster:

sammywinchesster:

remember when jaime lannister was in shrek 2

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please

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johnlindley665:

The Calling/Northlane.

johnlindley665:

The Calling/Northlane.

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thesylverlining:

I hate it when a new meme appears and you have no idea where it’s from, and you just see everyone talking and laughing about it and you feel so left out and ignored and like personally slighted because you don’t know this meme, and. I just, it’s like…

i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

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