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I wish I could use Substitute during my exams at school..

WHY DIDN’T THIS GET MORE NOTES IT’S HILARIOUS

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alternativepokemonart:

I wish I could use Substitute during my exams at school..

WHY DIDN’T THIS GET MORE NOTES IT’S HILARIOUS

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watch-th3-dick:

runningwithurie:

inan-aonar:

life

this is a kids show?

best fucking kID show, ever!

Fuck.

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
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"its not that hard to get a job"

— an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

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jessicaslittledreamworld:

rnoon-beam:

if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.

This is important

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Don’t kill yourself, please.

scurrilizzie:

breaking-dexter:

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

inbox is always open if anyone ever needs to vent!

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delanceyland:

luhvmedead:

bethlosthermind:

Why can’t more people think like John Green?

this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.

I LOVE JOHN GREEN

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The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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uke-mode-seme-mode:

DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T

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everyday struggle

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kristohfer:

evawrites:

fucking mattresses how they do work

FIREFOX HAS ENCOUNTER A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CRASH.

dat pun

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in-hearts-blake:

I swear if Volumes, Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga’s beats had a love child, that’s what Issues would be.

I’m not even mad. I like that.

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noxiousoblivion:

ejlandsman:

I compiled some personal tactics and crowd sourced DIY remedies for the sads (clinical term) into a mini comic! Enjoy xoxo

You guys omg wow this is so awesome and useful and >:D< yay -Melody

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juliuscaesarofficial:

hazelnutcappuccino:

whose-titan:

captain-fucking-levi:

rainbowjaeger:

choose-yukki:

akigay:

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

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i’m gonna

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this is not okay

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UM

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i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

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